Jija: Sali ji….aapke yaha ki sabse famous cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji…,jo yaha famous thi, use to aap le gaye…
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jija aur sali – Jija: Sali ji….aapke yaha
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Agar aap sochte hai ki..
Agar aap sochte hai ki..
KAASH…!!!!
Aapki shadi aapki saali se hue hoti
to acha hota
to yakeen maniye
aapke saadu bhi bilkul aesa hi sochte honge
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Joota Chhupai Ki rasham ke time 1 saali ne kaha
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Ladki ko kisne banaya
Jija : tum ladkiya itni khoobsurat kyo ho?
Sali : qynki bhagwan ne hume apne hathon se banaya hai..
Jija : lo!!, bol toh ese rhi h jese hume toh majduro ko dhheke per diya tha…
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Ladkia aapas me gale milte waqt
Ladkia aapas me gale milte waqt kya sochti hain??
Ish k toh mujh se bhi jyada bade-2 ho gye hain..!!
Pta nhi kaun sa shampoo use krti hain…
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Abey saaalo sudhar jao..
Soch bdlo apni mene bola tha Na Ki, galat word Use nhi krunga…
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Mera khyaaal h ki mera ab kafi lmba ho gya h
Maine ap ko apna dena chaha,
Mgr ap ne naa lia, sachchaa pyar..
Aakheer ap ne mera dekh hi liaa na, Gusssa..
Phle khte thhe muje tmhara hee pasand hain, Andaaaj..
Leykin ab khti ho ki mai kisi or ka loongi, Sahara..
Mera khyaaal h ki mera ab kafi lmba ho gya h, msg…
Ab muje ap ki chahiye, ijazat…
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Santa badi dheere dheere phone pe bat
Santa badi dheere dheere phone pe bat kar rha tha,
Biwi : itni dheemi aawaj me kisse baat kar rhe ho?
Santa : Arrey bahen hai,
Biwi : toh itna dheere kyon baat kar rhe ho?
Santa : teri bahen hai..
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Sali: Jeeja ji 1000rs
Sali: Jeeja ji 1000rs dedo, agley haftey de dungii…
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Jeeja: tu 1000 nhi 2000 le le, Per abhi de de…
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Jeeja: Agr tum muje rat ke K liyee invite kro
Saali: Jija Ji, offer aur loaffer me kya unter hotaa hain??
Jeeja: Agr tum muje rat ke K liyee invite kro to offer, agr mai tume rat k liye Offer doon to loaffer..
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Voting age 18yrs or shaadi ki age 21yrs
Sali : jija ji govt. ne voting age 18yrs or shaadi ki age 21yrs kyon rkhi hai???
Jija : Government ko pta h ki desh sambhalana aasaan h, lekin biwi 
ko nhi..
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Jija : Wow!!!
Jija : Wow!!! ur sister luks so prfect! with incredible body & flower lyk skin…
What does shee use???
Sali : Adobe Photoshop!!!
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Sali is always a Patakha
Sali is always a beauty!!
Wife is always a Duty,
Sali is always a Passion!!
Wife is always a Tension,
Sali is always a Patakha!!
Wife is always a Sayapa,
Sali is always a Cool!!
Wife is always a Fool
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Jeeja: Ladkia paraayaa dhan hain
Jeeja: Ladkia paraayaa dhan hain,
toh ladkey kyaa hain??
Sali: 1 numbr k chor,
jinki najar hamesa paraaye dhan per hi lgi hoti hain….
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Saali: Jeeja ji, paanch saal mein saat bachche
Saali: Jeeja ji, paanch saal mein saat bachche kya kar rhe ho aap??
Jeeja: aap ne hi toh bola tha kee meri beti ko kbhi khali pet mat rakhna,
dekh lo ek mahine bhi khali pet nahi hai…
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Ladki ko kisne banaya
Jija : tum ladkiya itni khoobsurat kyo ho?
Sali : qynki bhagwan ne hume apne hathon se banaya hai..
Jija : lo!!, bol toh ese rhi h jese hume toh majduro ko dhheke per diya tha…
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Agar aap sochte hai ki..
Agar aap sochte hai ki..
KAASH…!!!!
Aapki shadi aapki saali se hue hoti
to acha hota
to yakeen maniye
aapke saadu bhi bilkul aesa hi sochte honge
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Joota Chhupai Ki rasham ke time 1 saali ne kaha
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Funny Jija Sali SMS – Voting Age 18 aur
Sali : जीजा जी Govt. ने वोटिंग आगे 18yrs और शादी की आगे 21yrs क्यों रखी है???
Jija : Government को पता है कि देश संभालना आसान है, लेकिन बीवी को नही..
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Jija Sali Dirty Joke – Sali Apne Jija ke Sath Train Me
एक साली अपने जीजा के साथ ट्रेन में जा रही थी..
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रात को वो काफ़ी देर तक जीजा को अपने किस्से सुनाती रही के अचानक जीजा ने पुछा :
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क्या ख्याल है आज रात हम दोनो ” मियाँ बीवी की तरह गुज़ारें “??
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साली शरमाते हुवे बोली : जैसी आपकी मर्ज़ी..
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Jija Sali Joke in Hindi – Sali Pyaar Kab Hota Hai
साली : प्यार कब होता है??
जीजा : जब राहु, केतु और शनि की दशा खराब हो,
आपका मंगल कमज़ोर हो और भगवान मज़े लेने के मूड मे हो!!
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